(News Update) SARS Has Been Reformed! See The New Rules of Engagement & Numbers to Call in Case of Assault

Following the unjust killing of innocent civilians by unruly officers of FSARS, the police have enacted some new rules to put the excesses of these 'bad eggs'
Here are the rules:
1. No FSARS personnel is allowed to interfere in any civil matter.
2. They are not allowed to interfere in cyber crime (yahoo yahoo).
3. No FSARS personnel is allowed to conduct a stop and search exercise unless there is a distress call from victims or members of the public.
4. They are not allowed to be involved in commercial matters (debt recovery, landlord vs Tennant issues).
5. They are also not allowed to interfere in any social /relationship cases ( marital matters, boyfriend / girlfriend relationship).
6. THEY ARE STRICTLY FOR ARMED ROBBERY AND KIDNAPPING CASES.
NOTE : If members of the 'New' FSARS harass you, please contact:
DIG, Department of Operations:
08037025670.
IGP X-SQUAD:
Phone Call: 0902 690 0729, 08078662130, 08174041000.
SMS: 0903 227 8905.
WhatsApp: 0903 562 1377.